Sharks D Vlasic hits IR; three recalled

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03/02/2010 - San Jose, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - San Jose has placed defenseman Marc-Edouard Vlasic on injured reserve with a lower-body injury and recalled three players from Worcester, the Sharks' American Hockey League affiliate.

Vlasic has been out since January 30 and missed San Jose's final eight games entering the Olympic break. He has three goals and 10 assists with a plus-14 rating in 54 games this season.

Recalled Tuesday were forwards Dwight Helminen and Jamie McGinn and defenseman Jason Demers.

McGinn has skated in 40 games for the parent club this season, notching seven goals and an assist. Demers has collected four goals and 16 assists in 43 games this year for the Sharks in his first taste of NHL action.

Both McGinn and Demers are expected to be in the lineup tonight in San Jose's first game back following the Olympic break versus New Jersey.

Helminen was originally recalled for a four-game stint just prior to the break and netted his second NHL goal.

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